There's So Much Botox Around Now That

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.