Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

I Don't Think Fascism Is Dying For.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.