My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.