A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.