List Of Comedian Quotes

Whenever I Go On A Show With A Comedian I Just Counter Punch.

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.

The More Relaxed You Are, The Better You Are At Everything: The Better You Are With Your Loved Ones, The Better You Are With Your Enemies, The Better You Are At Your Job, The Better You Are With Yourself.

People Will Kill You Over Time, And How They'll Kill You Is With Tiny, Harmless Phrases, Like 'be Realistic.'

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies, So I Don’t Really Think Of Myself As An Actor.

Well, What Do You Expect? The Comedian Is Dead.

If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.

Once You Realize What A Joke Everything Is, Being The Comedian Is The Only Thing That Makes Sense.

It's Very Rare That An Older Comedian Sort Of Slips Into An Old-school Clunker. You Know, You Don't Hear Too Much Of That Anymore.

Ask Any Comedian, Tennis Player, Chef. Timing Is Everything.

I Would Love To Do A Serious Period Drama. Oh, Absolutely. I Mean, You'll Find Most Comedians Want To Do More Serious Stuff, Most Musicians Want To Be Comedians, And Most Serious Actors Want To Be Musicians.