There Are Only Two Types Of Motorists:

I'm 63 Now. But That's Just 17 Celsius.

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

The More Complicated The Order, The Bigger The Asshole. If You Walk Into A Starbucks And Order A 'decaf Grandee, Half Soy, Half Lowfat, Iced Vanilla, Double-shot, Gingerbread Cappuccino, Extra Dry, Light Ice, With One Sweet-n'-low And One Nutrasweet,' Ooooh, You're A Huge Asshole.

In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow" It Says, "see "arf Arf.""

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So, God? Hey, If You Read History You'll Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death...has Been For Thousands Of Years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, All Taking Turns Killing Each Other Because God Told Them It Was A Good Idea.