List Of Wife Quotes

Never Be Unfaithful To A Lover, Except With Your Wife.

My Wife And I Both Come From Irish Families. There Are Two Kinds Of Irish Families: The Hitting Kind And The Kidding Kind. If You're Fortunate - And Both Of Us Are - You Come From The Kidding Kind Of Irish Family.

The Great Thing About Starting Golf In Your Forties Is That You Can Start Golf In Your Forties. You Can Start Other Things In Your Forties But Generally Your Wife Makes You Stop Them, As Bill Clinton Found Out.

There's A Current Notion That You Should "take Charge Of Your Disease." No Thanks. I'm Busy. I've Got Cancer. I'm Willing To Face Having Cancer. I'm Not Willing To Face Having Cancer With Homework. I Promised Dr. Pipas And Dr. Zaki That I Wouldn't Show Up With Sheaves Of Printouts From The Internet Containing Everything On Wikipedia On Malignancies. They Each Laughed With Detectable Notes Of Relief. Although I Suspect My Wife Has Made Her Way Into The Health Blog Ether. Fish Oil Pills, Raw Kelp, And Other Untoward Substances Started Showing Up On Dinner Plates After I Was Diagnosed.

Satan Probably Wouldn't Have Talked So Big If God Had Been His Wife.

The Man Who Never In His Life Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife Or Polished Up The Silver Plate - He Still Is Largely Celibate.

Because I'm A Chef, I Eat Out Frequently, So It's Hard For Me To Control What I Consume In Terms Of Calories. But When I'm At Home, I Eat What My Wife Cooks For Me. She Works Hard To Avoid Making Foods That Are High In Calories And Cholesterol, So Most Of The Time, She Makes Vegetarian Dishes.

I Always Take My Wife Morning Tea In My Pyjamas. But Is She Grateful? No, She Says She'd Rather Have It In A Cup.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!

A Pretty Wife Is Something For The Fastidious Vanity Of A Roue To Retire Upon.

I'm Still Not Sure I Made The Right Choice When I Told My Wife About The Bakery Attack.but Then,it Might Not Have Been A Question Of Right Or Wrong. Which Is To Say That Wrong Choices Can Produce Right Results, And Vice Versa. I Myself Have Adopted The Position That,in Fact, We Never Choose Anything At All. Things Happen. Or Not.

Monogamy Is The Western Custom Of One Wife And Hardly Any Mistresses.