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And The Voters, Many Of Them, Feel That The Economic System Is Stacked Against Them And They Want Stuff. You Are Going To See A Tremendous Hispanic Vote For President Obama. Overwhelming Black Vote For President Obama. And Women Will Probably Break President Obamas Way. People Feel That They Are Entitled To Things And Which Candidate, Between The Two, Is Going To Give Them Things?

Texting Is Addicting. Once You Get Emotionally Involved With Constant Outside Stimulation Assaulting Your Brain, It Is Hard To Stop Looking At Your Machine Every Two Minutes. Without Rapid Fire Words Appearing On A Screen, You Feel Bored, Not Part Of The Action.

You Want To Have Two Guys Making Out In Front Of Your 4-year-old? It's Ok With Them. A Guy Smoking A Joint, Blowing The Smoke Into Your Little Kid's Face? Ok With Them. And I'm Not Exaggerating Here. This Is Exactly What The Secular Movement Stands For.

At Epcot Center The Disney Corporation Has Focused Its Attention On Two Things Greatly In Need Of Disneyfication: The Tedious Future And The Annoying Whole Wide World.

I Am No Stranger To Loud Music. I've Been To A Mitch Ryder And The Detroit Wheels Concert. I Once Dated A Woman With Two Kids.

Cockfighting Has Always Been My Idea Of A Great Sport -- Two Armed Entrées Battling To See Who'll Be Dinner.

Bureaucrats Want Bigger Bureaus. Special Interests Are Interested In Whatever's Special To Them. These Two Groups Bring Great Pressure To Bear Upon Politicians Who Have Another Agenda Yet: To Cater To The Temporary Whims And Fads Of The Public And The Press.

I Buy A Tractor Two Years Ago, And Four-fifths Of The Tractor Manual Is About Not Tipping Over, Not Raising The Bucket High Enough To Hit High-tension Wire... Not Killing Yourself, Basically. And In That Manual, I Found Out - And It Cost Me A Thousand Dollars - That When The Tractor Is New, 10 Hours Into Use Of The Tractor, You Have To Re-torque The Lug Nuts. If You Don't, You Will Oval The Holes. This Is Buried Between The Moron Warnings. I Never Found It. I Take The Tractor In For Its Regular Servicing, And They Say My Wheels Are Gone. How Am I Supposed To Know That? "it's In The Manual."

My Wife And I Both Come From Irish Families. There Are Two Kinds Of Irish Families: The Hitting Kind And The Kidding Kind. If You're Fortunate - And Both Of Us Are - You Come From The Kidding Kind Of Irish Family.

Golf Combines Two Favorite American Pastimes: Taking Long Walks And Hitting Things With A Stick.

If You Spend Seventy-two Hours In A Place You've Never Been, Talking To People Whose Language You Don't Speak About Social, Political, And Economic Complexities You Don't Understand, And You Come Back As The World's Biggest Know-it-all, You're A Reporter.

I Can Understand Why Mankind Hasn't Given Up War. During A War You Get To Drive Tanks Through The Sides Of Buildings And Shoot Foreigners - Two Things That Are Usually Frowned On During Peacetime.