List Of Kids Quotes

Saturday Night At My House, I Often Trot Out Classic Movies And Force The Urchins To Watch Them. There Is Much Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth, But I Think It's Important To Teach Kids About American Culture, And Films Are Certainly A Big Part Of It.

I Like Barack Obama As A Person And I Think He Is A Sincere Man. I Think He And His Wife Conducted Themselves Magnificently In The White House. There's Not A Better Role Model For American Kids To Watch Barack And Michelle Obama, So All Of That Is Off-the-chart Positive.

I Am Who I Am: An Irish Catholic Kid, Working Class From Long Island. And I Made It Big.

You Can't Be A Real Man If You Don't Look Out For Your Kids. They Need You.

You Want To Have Two Guys Making Out In Front Of Your 4-year-old? It's Ok With Them. A Guy Smoking A Joint, Blowing The Smoke Into Your Little Kid's Face? Ok With Them. And I'm Not Exaggerating Here. This Is Exactly What The Secular Movement Stands For.

Like A Brain Surgeon Who Drinks A Martini When He's Not On Call, The Successful Kids In Your School May Smoke Pot On Occasion, But They Are Not Stoners.

Journalists Are Notoriously Easy To Kid. All You Have To Do Is Speak To A Journalist In A Very Serious Tone Of Voice, And He Will Be Certain That You Are Either Telling The Truth Or A Big, Important Lie.

It Is Important To Remember When Reading Adam Smith Or Even When Just Thinking About Smith That The Era That He Lived In, We're Not Talking About Poverty In A Day When It Meant Not Enough Bedrooms For The Kids, An Old Car, A Black And White Television. We're Talking About A Whole World Where Poverty Meant Not Enough To Eat.

I'll Be 56 This Year, I've Got Two Kids, And I Think It's Probably Time To Go Back To Writing One-glove Jokes.

I Am No Stranger To Loud Music. I've Been To A Mitch Ryder And The Detroit Wheels Concert. I Once Dated A Woman With Two Kids.

I Have Three Children And Three Dogs. You Put Them In A Prius, You Know? People Who Have A Prius Obviously Have No Life! No Wife, No Kids, No Pets - There's No Room In There For Anything!

I'm Old Enough To Remember When The Air Over American Cities Was A Lot Dirtier Than It Is Now. You've Probably Never Woken Up Early On A Winter Morning To The Acid Stink Of Coal Smoke In The Air, Which Was Everywhere When I Was A Little Kid. My Grade School Was Heated With Coal. Not Only Was Coal Used To Generate Electricity, It Was Without Any Scrubbers In The Stacks.