List Of Religious Quotes

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

[t]he Clinton Administration Launched An Attack On People In Texas Because Those People Were Religious Nuts With Guns. Hell, This Country Was Founded By Religious Nuts With Guns. Who Does Bill Clinton Think Stepped Ashore On Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps Volunteers? Or Maybe The People In Texas Were Attacked Because Of Child Abuse. But, If Child Abuse Was The Issue, Why Didn't Janet Reno Tear-gas Woody Allen?

This Country Was Founded By Religious Nuts With Guns.

I Am The Indoctrinated Child Of Two Lapsed Irish Catholics. Which Is To Say: I Am Not Religious.

For A Deeply Religious Purpose, There Are People Who Do Not Personally Believe That Abortion Is Acceptable. I Understand That. But This Is A Country Where We Don't Impose Religious Beliefs On The Entire Country. This Is A Country Where We Accept Differences Of Opinion.

It Is A Part Of Christianity To Convert Every Natural Talent To A Religious Use.

We Are Too Ready To Imagine That We Are Religious, Because We Know Something Of Religion. We Appropriate To Ourselves The Pious Sentiments We Read, And We Talk As If The Thoughts Of Other Men's Heads Were Really The Feelings Of Our Own Hearts. But Piety Has Not Its Seat In The Memory, But In The Affections, For Which However The Memory Is An Excellent Purveyor, Though A Bad Substitute.

The Misfortune Is, That Religious Learning Is Too Often Rather Considered As An Act Of The Memory Than Of The Heart And Affections; As A Dry Duty, Rather Than A Lively Pleasure.

Religious Freedom Is Too Sacred A Right To Be Restricted Or Prohibited In Any Degree Without Convincing Proof That A Legitimate Interest Of The State Is In Grave Danger.

I Believe That Nothing Enjoys A Higher Estate In Our Society Than The Right Given By The First And Fourteenth Amendments Freely To Practice And Proclaim One's Religious Convictions.

I Don't Mind Most Religious People, I Talk To Them. I Listen To Them, You Know, Banging On. "i Prayed Very Hard And Then The Fairy Came." "did He? Good. Have A Biscuit." I Only Get Annoyed When They Try And Make Me See The Fairy. "you Have To Let The Fairy Into Your Heart." Look, I Wouldn't Let Him Into My Garden, Okay? I'd Shoot Him On Sight, If He Existed, Which He Doesn't. Now Have Another Biccie And Be Quiet, Will You Please?

With Our Goddess, The Pachamama, And It Is Not Possible To Continue Having A Monopoly Of Religious Faith, Only Catholic. We Have Therefore Adopted The New Constitution As A Secular State Where All Religious Beliefs Will Be Respected.