All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.