Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.