Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.