Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

Get Married With The Feeling It Is Going To Last. Not Like The Bride I Know Who Doubled The Wedding Cake Recipe And Froze One.

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.