List of E. W. Howe Quotes

A Man Will Do More For His Stubbornness Than For His Religion Or His Country

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

Probably You Have Noted The Resemblance Of The Critic To The Crank.

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

We Love The Lord, Of Course, But We Often Wonder What He Finds In Us.

We Are Not Free, It Was Not Intended We Should Be. A Book Of Rules Is Placed In Our Cradle, And We Never Get Rid Of It Until We Reach Our Graves. Then We Are Free, And Only Then.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

People Tolerate Those They Fear Further Than Those They Love.

The Man Who Insists He As Good As Anybody, Believes He Is Better.

As Soon As The People Fix One Shame Of The World, Another Turns Up.