American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

A Woman Who Can't Forgive Should Never Have More Than A Nodding Acquaintance With A Man.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

Success Does Not Mean Happiness: It Means An Unusual Number Of Industrious Enemies.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

There Is Only One Thing People Like That Is Good For Them; A Good Night's Sleep.