List Of Crank Quotes

I'm Old Enough And Cranky Enough Now That If Someone Tried To Tell Me What To Do, I'd Tell Them Where To Put It.

You Know, Crankiness Is At The Essence Of All Comedy.

More Cranks Take Up Unfashionable Errors Than Unfashionable Truths.

The Humblest Praise Most, While Cranks & Malcontents Praise Least. Praise Almost Seems To Be Inner Health Made Audible

I'm Not The Fastest Writer. I Can't Just Crank Out Ideas That Are Good Enough.

Akri Infallible. Well, Except For A Couple Of Things, And We Don’t Talk About Those ‘cause It Makes Akri Cranky. I Like That Word ‘infallible.’ It Just Like Me. Infallible. (simi)

Probably You Have Noted The Resemblance Of The Critic To The Crank.

Time Travel Was Once Considered Scientific Heresy, And I Used To Avoid Talking About It For Fear Of Being Labelled A 'crank.'

I Am Discounting The Reports Of Ufos. Why Would They Appear Only To Cranks And Weirdos?

I'm Not Really Wise. But I Can Be Cranky.

Once We Used To Have To Crank Up Our Cars, Now You Can Pop It On From Inside Your House. Everything Has Changed Except How We Get Freedom.

I Have Been Known As A Crank, Faddist, Madman. Evidently The Reputation Is Well Deserved. For Wherever I Go, I Draw To Myself Cranks, Faddists, And Madmen.