We Love The Lord, Of Course, But

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.

You Can Make Up A Quarrel, But It Will Always Show Where It Was Patched.