People Tolerate Those They Fear Further Than

No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good As His Money.

Indignation Does No Good Unless It Is Backed With A Club Of Sufficient Size To Awe The Opposition.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.