List Of Funny Marriage Quotes

The Only Duration Of Family Life That Satisfies The Loftiest Longings Of The Human Soul Is Forever.

Marriage Is Sanctified When It Is Cherished And Honored In Holiness. That Union Is Not Merely Between Husband And Wife; It Embraces A Partnership With God.

Each Marriage Starts With Two Built-in Handicaps. It Involves Two Imperfect People.

Marriage Is Great. It'll Calm You Down - That And Neutering.

Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time.

It Is Now Well Known, However, That Men Enter Local Politics Solely As A Result Of Being Unhappily Married.

Marriage Is A Very Good Thing, But I Think It's A Mistake To Make A Habit Out Of It.

I Was Married Once Before, And I Stopped.

I Didn't Know Every Day I Would Be Discussing The Tone Of My Voice With My Wife. I Thought It Was A Marriage. Apparently, It's A Musical.

We Don't Love Qualities, We Love Persons; Sometimes By Reason Of Their Defects As Well As Of Their Qualities.

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I Am Going To Get Married Again, Thereby Quite Possibly Making The Greatest Mistake Of My Life.

One's Fantasy Goes For A Walk And Returns With A Bride.