Two Wrongs May Not Make A Right,

It's Your Living Room, It's Your Life, Go Nuts. You Like Home Improvement? Tape It And Go Over It Like It's The Zapruder Film.

Growing Up, My Family Wasn't Very Tight. We Were More Like A Tour Group With Secrets.

When Your Mother Starts Using The Word "party" As A Verb About Her Kid, That's Absolutely Crazy.

I Preume There Are Far Too Many Abortions Performed In This Country. And I Also Believe That At The End Of The Day, As Much As I Might Disapprove, None Of Them Are Really Any Of My Business.

It's Nice To Be Included In The Broadcast Food Chain.