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Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.

As I Have Often Said, She Has Two Styles Of Acting: With Or Without The Beard.

Dad At Breakfast Today Being Very Quiet. I Notice He Is Clean Shaven. I Said To Him, "vati, What Has Happened To The Little Beaver That Used To Live On The End Of Your Chin?

He Has A Song In His Heart For Me. I Hope It Is Not "shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Look, I Can't Go Out With You, Because... Because... Because I'm A Lesbian.