List of Roger Caras Quotes

A Cat Knows How To Be Comfortable, How To Get The People Around It To Serve It. In A Tranquil Domestic Situation, The Cat Is A Veritable Manipulative Genius. It Seeks The Soft, It Seeks The Warm, It Prefers The Quiet And It Loves To Be Full. It Displays, When It Gets Its Own Way In These Matters, A Degree Of Contentment We Would All Like To Emulate.

Who Can Go To A Rodeo And Then Criticize The Hunter? ... An Expertly Placed Bullet Would Be The Best Gift A Rodeo Horse Could Receive.

In Egypt: Under No Conditions, Under Threat Of Death Could Anyone Kill A Cat. People Were Exceuted For Even Killing A Cat Accidentally. And When A Cat Died, The Whole Family, And Probably Their Closest Friends, Went Into Mourning, The Measure Of Their Personal Loss Signalled By Their Shaving Off Their Eyebrows.

We Are The Ones Who Have High Blood Pressure, Ulcers, And Heart Attacks, Not Cats.

We Are All Pirates At Heart. There Is Not One Of Us Who Hasn't Had A Little Larceny In His Soul. And Which One Of Us Wouldn't Soar If God Had Thought There Was Merit In The Idea? So, When We See One Of Those Great Widespread Pirates Soaring Across The Grain Of Sea Winds We Thrill, And We Long, And, If We Are Honest, We Curse That We Must Be Men Every Day. Why Not One Day A Bird! There's An Idea, Now, One Day Out Of Seven A Pirate In The Sky. What Puny Power A Man Can Attain By Comparison. Compare A 747 With A Bird And Blush!

Cats Can Be Cooperative When Something Feels Good, Which, To A Cat, Is The Way Everything Is Supposed To Feel As Much Of The Time As Possible.

Anyone Who Has Owned Many Cats In Long Succession Can Define His Or Her Life As A Series Of Furry Episodes.

I Am As Confounded By Dogs As I Am Indebted To Them.

It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because What We're Really Seeking Is Immortality - That Is, After All, A Fool's Errand.

Cats Make One Of The Most Satisfying Sounds In The World: They Purr. [...] Almost All Cats Make Us Feel Good About Ourselves Because They Let Us Know They Feel Good About Us, About Themselves, And About Our Relationship With Them. A Purring Cat Is A Form Of High Praise, Like A Gold Star On A Test Paper. It Is A Reinforcement Of Soemthing We Would All Like To Believe About Ourselves -- That We Are Nice.

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.

It Doesn't Matter Where You Are In Your Own Personal Development, Nor Has It Mattered Where You Have Been Culturally; Dogs Simply Don't Pass Judgment On You The Way All Of The Rest Of Life And All Your Other Companions Seem To.