Look, I Can't Go Out With You,

He Had Everything A Dream Boy Should Have. Back, Front, Sides, Everything. A Head.

I Put My Arm Around Her And Said, "jas, I Have Found That When You Are Troubled, It Is Often Better To Think Of Others Rather Than Yourself. I Think You Would Feel Much Better If You Got Me Some Milky Coffee And Jammy Dodgers And I Told You All About Me.

I Can Already Feel Myself Getting Fed Up With Boys And I Haven't Had Anything To Do With Them Yet" - Georgia Nicolson

This Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life. So Why Is My Hair Sticking Up Like A Cockerel?

Mum Said, "it Is The Thought That Counts." And I Said, "i Know, Which Is Why I Am Ringing The Authorities Right Now. Anyone Who Thinks Like She Does Should Be Locked Up Out Of Harm's Way.