The Modern Child Will Answer You Back

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.

Middle Age Is When Anything New In The Way You Feel Is Most Likely A Symptom.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.

It Usually Takes Two People To Make One Of Them Angry.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.