Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering

Do It Now. There May Be A Law Against It Tomorrow.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those Who Admit It, And The Rest Of Us