One Of The Troubles Of The Day,

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.