Football Season: The Only Time Of The

Most Of The Things That Are Supposed To Be So Objectionable In Books Are Things That Every Teenager, In The United States, Not Only Knows, But Has Talked About At Length In School, Or On The Way Home From School.

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

I Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me.

Television, I Love It, Everything That Happened Before Television Lumped Together, Never Caused Folks To Turn On A Street To Stare At Me, Or Waitresses To Ask For Autographs.