Television, I Love It, Everything That Happened

Do I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do. So Do You. Deep In The Souls Of The Most Sophisticated Of Us Is Lurking A Fear Of The Supernatural Which All The Discoveries Of Scientists Cannot Eradicate.

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody Blows Good.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.