Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

An Oboe Is An Ill-wind That Nobody Blows Good.

The Fact That We Don't Read More Books In America Can Be Traced Squarely To The Fact That We Have Newspapers That Are About A Hundred Times As Big As The Newspapers Anywhere Else.

They Tell About A Fifteen-year-old Boy In An Orphans' Home Who Had An Incurable Stutter. One Sunday The Minister Was Detained And The Boy Volunteered To Say The Prayer In His Stead. He Did It Perfectly, Too, Without A Single Stutter. Later He Explained, "i Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me."

For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is One Of The Beautiful Sounds In The World.