My Wife Asked Me Once If I

I Don't Do Drugs, Though. Just Weed.

Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three Times And Go Back To Africa.

Being Famous Is Great, It's Not Like Bad Or Horrible Or Anything.

You Know You Must Be Doing Something Right If Old People Like You.

You Get Sick Of Jokes, You Know. Either I Do Them On Tv, And Then You Worry, Like, "oh, Everyone's Gonna See It," So You Chuck It, Or You Just Get Sick Of Saying It. After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.