My Mother Was Like A Sister To

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

My Parents Were Very Protective. I Couldn't Even Cross The Street Without Them Getting All Excited, And Placing Bets.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.