He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

I Love My Family. I Came Home The Other Days. My Brother's Passed-out On The Couch, Holding An Empty Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. So I Called The Paramedics, And They Pumped His Stomach, And I Think He's Learned His Lesson: You Know, Never To Take My Last Two Sleeping Pills.

I Love England. In Fact, They're Getting To Know Me So Well At Heathrow Immigration That This Time I Was Able To Completely Bypass The Six Months Rabies Quarantine.

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.