I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up

I Took My Grandmother To The Emergency Room. The Doctor Said That She Was On An Artificial Life Support System, And That Although Her Brain Was Dead Her Heart Was Still Beating. I Though, "we've Never Had A Democrat In The Family Before".

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

The Subconscious Is Like Having A Laboratory Assistant Who Pretends To Love You And Help You, But After You Go Home To Go To Sleep It Goes Back Into The Lab And Starts Fumbling With The Data And Destroying It. It's A Very Tricky Thing. People Think Our Minds Are Us, But That's Not True At All. The Mind Is Not Us.

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.