I've Always Thought The Best Way To

I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On And On About The Pains Of Childbirth And How Men Don't Seem To Know What Real Pain Is. I Asked If Either Of Them Ever Got Themselves Caught In A Zipper.

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

Ambiguity Is The Devil's Volleyball.