I've Arranged With My Executor To Be

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?