I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.