She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.