She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.