President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.