I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're

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We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

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I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.