Isn't It Fun To Go Out On

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.