I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!