List of Lucille Ball Quotes

I Never Thought I Was Funny. I Don't Think Funny.

I Will Never Do Another Tv Series. It Couldn't Top I Love Lucy, And I'd Be Foolish To Try. In This Business, You Have To Know When To Get Off.

Television Is The Quickest Form Of Recognition In The World.

I Regret The Passing Of The Studio System. I Was Very Appreciative Of It Because I Had No Talent.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm Afraid It Doesn't Interest Me One Bit. I've Been So Liberated It Hurts.

My Ideal Of Womanhood Has Always Been The Pioneer Woman Who Fought And Worked At Her Husband's Side. She Bore The Children, Kept The Home Fires Burning; She Was The Hub Of The Family, The Planner And The Dreamer.

I'm Sometimes Scared Of Everything That Has Happened To Us. We Didn't Think Desilu Productions Would Grow So Big. We Merely Wanted To Be Together And Have Two Children.

Children Internalize Their Parents' Unhappiness. Fortunately, They Absorb Our Contentment Just As Readily.

How I Love Lucy Was Born? We Decided That Instead Of Divorce Lawyers Profiting From Our Mistakes, We'd Profit From Them.

People Either Have Comedy Or They Don't. You Can't Teach It To Them.

Use A Make-up Table With Everything Close At Hand And Don't Rush; Otherwise You'll Look Like A Patchwork Quilt.

Here's What I Advise Any Young Struggling Actress Today: The Important Thing Is To Develop As A Woman First, And A Performer Second. You Wouldn't Prostitute Yourself To Get A Part, Not If You're In The Right Mind. You Won't Be Happy, Whatever You Do, Unless You're Comfortable With Your Own Conscience.