List of Prince Philip Quotes

We Don't Come Here For Our Health.

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

This Could Only Happen In A Technical College.

We Go Into The Red Next Year... I Shall Have To Give Up Polo.

You Bloody Silly Fool!

We Are Suffering A National Defeat Comparable To Any Lost Military Campaign, And What Is More, It Is Self- Inflicted? It Is About Time That We Pulled Our Fingers Out? The Rest Of The World Most Certainly Does Not Owe Us A Living.

Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too Well, Did You?

And If We Could Get The Local Leaders To Appreciate Their Responsibility For The Environment Then They Would Be Able To Explain That Responsibility To The People Of Their Faith.

Oh! You're The People Ruining The Rivers.

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.