I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.