Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.