As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

To Be Born In Kentucky Is A Heritage; To Brag About It Is A Habit; To Appreciate It Is A Virtue.

If I Wanted To Go Crazy I Would Do It In Washington Because It Would Not Be Noticed

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.