If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.