You Had To Hate The Colonel A

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.