He Always Had A Chip On His

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued The College, Won The Case, And Got My Tuition Back.